February 2012
5 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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But.... But....
I don’t get it.
Why was the government of the United States sooooo bent against the Black Panthers?
This is not a facetious question, neither is it a joke of sorts… I just don’t get why they were (and still are, because there are people in exile over shit that went down in the 60s) against them.
Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings...: aye... →
kidkoni:
jayislegend:
condescendist:
barackosama:
ripkamsud:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
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This weekend was:
fun
exhausting
scandalous
expensive
heartwarming
adventurous
a lesson
full of love
and kindness
and confusion.
I paid for a ticket to Las Vegas to cheer on the Kenyan Rugby 7s team and ended up in mini Nairobi. There wasn’t a single soul from Mombasa except for me. I know this because at the club, the DJ asked for watu wa Nairobi wapige nduru, and there was nothing but loud...